Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Are we still in Kansas Toto? (Comment Where????)

...lost? Yeah. Most of us get that way, especially when computers are involved. Don't know where to post? Post it here. After a proper thumping out back, we'll move your post to the proper place.  ...or not. Look what we done done to our ol' buddy, Sawhorse Ray!  
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Well, I guess I'm signed in to the site, I see my name, guess my handle has gone the way of the dodo bird. I rekon this will be kind of like learning to use a computer all over again. Oh my, that will have to come later, time for the Giants game!!! RAY
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  1. Unknown28 October, 2014 19:06

    Sawhorse, you ol' salty saddlebum! Looks like you followed the Yellow Brick Road! Now don't dent the tin man and don't smoke around the scarecrow! Now... click your heels together and say, "Yeeee Hawww"! Nice to have you with us pal.
    Best Wishes,
    Chuckwagon

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  2. Grasshopper28 October, 2014 21:15

    Going to need pork butt now. Going to Sams tomorrow. Fire up the smoker and make kabanosy sticks and garlic chubs.

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    1. Unknown29 October, 2014 04:13

      Mike & Sam! Kabanosy you say! Use plenty of black pepper and hickory smoke... the Duck and I will be at your house in about 3 days! Waaaa Hoooo!

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  3. Unknown29 October, 2014 00:22

    I'm not positive but I think I might have my handle back! RAY

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    1. Unknown29 October, 2014 04:16

      Of course you have your name back! Sawhorse is the man! But what happened to your Giants last night? 10-0 is just dreadful. Can't you go down to the ball park and straighten those guys out? Show 'em how to swing a bat!

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    2. Unknown29 October, 2014 12:21

      I'd be pitching Madison tonight, but the Boch doesn't want to listen. In the '57 Series Lew Burdette started three games and won them all, so it's been done before. RAY

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  4. Unknown29 October, 2014 04:55

    Hi Ray !!!!!! Its cogboy with a screwed up google name LOL

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    1. Unknown29 October, 2014 12:18

      Hi Mark, er, Cogboy! The thing that made it easier for me was to print out the Duk's directions in regard to the name change so I could have it in my hand when going thru the steps. Once it's done you post something, take a little break, and viola, your you again!! RAY

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  5. Anonymous29 October, 2014 10:56

    We'll git on it "Real Soon Now" ! (Actually, I think that change of accounts should work fine.)
    FYI, "gentle readers," I recommended that he get a second account named whatever he wants, and use that one to post. Inconvenient, sure, but hey! We ain' no convenience store, here at th' Rusty Spur. We're a FULL-SERVICE INconvenience (bordering on incontinence) Store. But that Depends...
    Duk

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  6. Unknown31 October, 2014 16:48

    Guess who was ridin' the range as a youngster ?
    [URL=http://s229.photobucket.com/user/sawhorseray/media/1meonhorsey_zps7f6fd242.jpg.html][IMG]http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee209/sawhorseray/1meonhorsey_zps7f6fd242.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
    The same guy who was makin' sure Rowdy Yates and Gil Favor were eating right out on the cattle drive. in his later years.
    [URL=http://s229.photobucket.com/user/sawhorseray/media/wishbone_zps6e894270.jpg.html][IMG]http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee209/sawhorseray/wishbone_zps6e894270.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
    That's right, you guessed it! RAY

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    1. Unknown31 October, 2014 18:06

      Hey Wishbone... are you related to Charlie Wooster - the cook on Wagontrain?

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  7. Unknown01 November, 2014 10:32

    I loved Wagon Train with Ward Bond and Robert Fuller! Gee, that was quite some time back. RAY

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  8. Grasshopper02 November, 2014 10:42

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  9. Unknown03 November, 2014 00:17

    El DuckO wanted to take helicopter lessons so he “flapped” his way out to the airport. The instructor said, "Okay Duck, I'll radio you every thousand feet to see how you're doing."
    At 1,000 feet, the instructor radioed that goofy screwball bird and said he was doing just fine. At 2,000 feet, he told the feathered menace that he was still doing well.
    Then, just before he reached 3,000 feet, the propeller stopped, and the Duck twirled intensely and precariously to the ground. The instructor ran to the crash site and pulled the dazed El DuckO out of the helicopter. "What went wrong?" he asked him.
    El DuckO was cross-eyed and shaking, but managed to say, "At 2,500 feet, I started to get cold, so I turned off that big fan."

    Hey Duck, are you still working on your “helicopter ejection seat”?

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    1. Anonymous10 November, 2014 16:55

      [URL=http://s1164.photobucket.com/user/erlwebmail/media/desertduckairlines_zps032a7761.gif.html][IMG]http://i1164.photobucket.com/albums/q563/erlwebmail/desertduckairlines_zps032a7761.gif[/IMG][/URL]

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    2. Anonymous10 November, 2014 16:59

      Dear Fellow Veterans:

      Happy Veterans Day 2014. Thank you for your service.

      I served at US Army Aviation Center & School, Ft. Rucker, Alabama, back during the VietNam War. We "cranked out" many a helicopter pilot in my day.

      Here are some of my modern-day Navy pals, Helicopter Sea Combat Support Squadron HSC-2 Fleet Angels. The Desert Ducks of Det TWO are deployed to Manama, Bahrain in the Persian Gulf. The Ducks provide logistic support to the Fifth Fleet.
      Duk

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  10. Unknown04 November, 2014 20:17

    Where Did It Go?

    Three men checked into a hotel. They asked for and got the cheapest room available, for only thirty dollars. Each man chipped in ten bucks and the bill was paid. However, when the night clerk came to work, he told the bellhop that the day clerk overcharged the men because the room actually rents for only twenty-five dollars. So, the bellhop was sent to their room with a five-dollar refund. On the way up, the bellhop realized that five dollars could not be easily split into three portions, so he pocketed two dollars and gave each man a dollar refund. Now, each man had paid 9 dollars. Three times nine is twenty-seven. The bellhop kept two dollars and added to the twenty-seven, the total comes to twenty-nine dollars. Where is the other dollar? There is actually an explanation to this weird problem. Where did the other dollar go? Only three per-cent of the population is able to figure it out – and most of them are women.

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    1. Unknown07 November, 2014 22:55

      Hey, hey, sausagemakers!
      This is a RIDDLE. No one on this forum has figured it out yet.
      Back up and hit it again! There's a dollar bill out there in cyberspace somewhere.

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  11. El Ducko08 November, 2014 22:33

    Shall I tell 'em, Chuckles? (...reaches for slide rule.) Lessee.... uh.... four-and-twenty... No! That's blackbirds. Um... carry the eleven, multiply by pi... No! It's those pesky blackbirds again, baked in... um... (...adding machine chugs twice, then jams). Wait! ...got it right here, somewheres... (...looks under table, hits head...)

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    1. El Ducko08 November, 2014 22:35

      ...and while I'm on the subject (huh?), you may have noticed funny little balloons on the right side of comments, with numbers and/or letters. There's code being developed so we can do pagination. That way you won't have to scroll all the way to the bottom each time you read or post a new comment.

      Maybe that's where that dollar went.

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  12. Unknown14 November, 2014 05:09

    Uhhhh.... DuckO....
    "pesky blackbirds"?
    "funny little balloons"?
    Have you been smoking bark again Duk?

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